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In 732 A.D., Charles the Hammer Saves
the West from Islam at Tours

God Did Not Put us in a Playground,
But in a Battleground

Pastor Jim Shetler
There are three things we need to do to save
Western Civilization; we need to pray, we
need to fast, and we need to give alms

Ps 50:15; Esther: 4:16; Ps 41:1;

Written and Published by James M. Foard
Contact @ rudolphjalapeno@yahoo.com

For God So Loved The World, That He Gave
His Only Begotten Son, That Whosoever
Believes in Him, Should Not Perish,
But Have Everlasting Life
John 3:16

WARNING TO AMERICA


Christian Grandma-Florist Fined $1,001, Ordered
To Work Gay Weddings but Refuses, Says She
Won't Betray Jesus; State Threatens to
Take Her Home, Business Away

FREE KENT HOVIND
As Christian Creationist Educator Faces Lifetime in Prison,
Supporters Argue Persecution

Evolution: The Grand Experiment

Ernst Haeckel / Biology / Information Theory
Paleontology / Science Testifies to Creation
Scientists Who Dissent From Darwinism
The True Story of "Inherit the Wind"
The Scopes Monkey Trial / The Real Clarence Darrow
A Short Biography of Charles Darwin
Was Darwin a Christian When He Died,
and Why Does It Matter?

Woodrow Wilson: Darwinist and Traitor To The United States
Declaration of Independence and The Constitution

Atheist Fan of Bill Nye "The Science Guy," and
Neil deGrasse Tyson Guns Down Three Muslims


John Adams' Opinion of the Koran
"This book [the Koran] is a long conference of God, the angels, and Mahomet, which that false prophet very grossly invented; sometimes he introduceth God, who speaketh to him, and teacheth him his law, then an angel, among the prophets, and frequently maketh God to speak in the plural. … Thou wilt wonder that such absurdities have infected the best part of the world, and wilt avouch, that the knowledge of what is contained in this book, will render that law contemptible …"
John Adams, second President of the United States (1797–1801)
From the preface to the Koran owned and translated by John Adams himself John Adams Library (Boston Public Library) BRL; Du Ryer, André, ca. 1580-ca. 1660, tr; Adams, John, 1735-1826, former owner, "The Koran : commonly called the Alcoran of Mahomet (1806)," Springfield [Mass.] : Printed by Henry Brewer, for Isaiah Thomas, Jun.

Did John Quincy Adams, Sixth President
of the United States, Think That Islam
Was a "Religion of Peace"?
The natural hatred of the Mussulmen [Muslim] towards the infidels is in just accordance with the precepts of the Koran. … The fundamental doctrine of the Christian religion is the extirpation of hatred from the human heart. It forbids the exercise of it, even towards enemies. … In the 7th century of the Christian era, a wandering Arab … spread desolation and delusion over an extensive portion of the earth. … He declared undistinguishing and exterminating war [jihad] as a part of his religion. … He poisoned the sources of human felicity at the fountain, by degrading the condition of the female sex, and the allowance of polygamy; and he declared undistinguishing and exterminating war, as a part of his religion, against all the rest of mankind. THE ESSENCE OF HIS [Muhammad's] DOCTRINE WAS VIOLENCE AND LUST: TO EXALT THE BRUTAL OVER THE SPIRITUAL PART OF HUMAN NATURE [Adams' own capital letters]… Between these two religions [Christianity and Islam], thus contrasted in their characters, a war of twelve hundred years has already raged. The war is yet flagrant…While the merciless and dissolute dogmas of the false prophet shall furnish motives to human action, there can never be peace upon earth, and good will towards men . . . As the essential principle of his [Muhammad's] faith is the subjugation of others by the sword; it is only by force, that his false doctrines can be dispelled, and his power annihilated . . . The precept of the Koran is, perpetual war against all who deny, that Mahomet is the prophet of God. The vanquished may purchase their lives, by the payment of tribute; the victorious may be appeased by a false and delusive promise of peace; and the faithful follower of the prophet, may submit to the imperious necessities of defeat: but the command to propagate the Moslem creed by the sword is always obligatory, when it can be made effective. . . . ”
John Quincy Adams, sixth President of the United States,
From The annotated “John Quincy Adams: A Bibliography,” compiled by Lynn H. Parsons (Westport, CT, 1993, p. 41, entry#194), contains “Unsigned essays dealing with the Russo-Turkish War and on Greece, [Chapters X-XIV (pp. 267-402)” (The American Annual Register for 1827-28-29 (NY: 1830 Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2015/02/u-s-president-no-book-deserves-to-be-so-studied-as-the-bible/#ACTMM5CgyXiMlQos.99
John Quincy Adams was the Sixth President of The United States;
8th United States Secretary of State, March 4, 1825 – March 4, 1829;
United States Minister to the Court of St. James's, April 28, 1814 – September 22, 1817;
United States Minister to Russia November 5, 1809 – April 28, 1814;
United States Minister to Prussia December 5, 1797 – May 5, 1801;
United States Minister to the Netherlands November 6, 1794 – June 20, 1797;
Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Massachusetts's 8th district, March 4, 1843 – February 23, 1848;
Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Massachusetts's 12th district, March 4, 1833 – March 4, 1843;
Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Massachusetts's 11th district, March 4, 1831 – March 4, 1833;
and noted Antislavery advocacy.


"Greater Love Has No Man Than
This, That He Would Lay Down
His Life For His Friends"


Aussie Fighter Ash Johnston (Heval Bagok
Sherhad) Is First Western Soldier Killed
Fighting With Kurds Against ISIS

The Lions of

ROJAVA

I've had just about enough of ISIS,
Jihad, and this wimp of a President . . .

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THE ISLAMIC THREAT TO THE WEST
We are in a very old, old battle
for survival against a ruthless enemy.

Bringing “Sawra” (Hope): Help Barnabas provide
a tented camp for displaced Iraqi Christians
In Northern Iraq the scale of the refugee problem is enormous. Communities have been forced out of their homes of 1,900 years, they cannot go back and they need good accommodation. People need to be well looked after. There are large numbers of human beings, suffering terribly, we need to do all we can to help them.

You can help to
Rescue Christians
From Muslim Persecution

21 Egyptian Christians Beheaded by ISIS Refused to
Recant Their Faith and Convert to Islam

Knowingly Giving Aid and Comfort To
Enemies of Our Republic


Obama's Betrayal Of America

Revealed: Known jihadist Members Among
Attendees at Secret White House Meeting

Obama refuses to acknowledge
‘Muslim terrorists’ at summit

He may claim to be a Christian, but
his words and actions tell a different story

February 19, 2015 | 9:29 am
Breaking News
Retired Four-Star Admiral James “Ace” Lyons
Says Obama is 'Anti-American, Pro-Islamic'


Islam: The Greatest Murder Machine in History

Obama's Adventures in Wonderland

Rodney Pike @ Deviant Art, 1/17/2013
Obama: Islam Has Nothing
To Do
With Terrorism
Mr. Jack @ Deviant Art
“Sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.”


1,400 YEARS OF MUSLIM AGRESSION
"After Mohammed's death in 632, the new Muslim caliph, Abu Bakr, launched Islam into almost 1,500 years of continual imperialist, colonialist, bloody conquest and subjugation of others through invasion and war, a role Islam continues to this very day." Anyone denying this "is a victim of PC thinking, ignorant of history, or lying to protect Islam . . . The Muslim wars of imperialist conquest have been launched for almost 1,500 years against hundreds of nations, over millions of square miles (significantly larger than the British Empire at its peak). The lust for Muslim imperialist conquest stretched from southern France to the Philippines, from Austria to Nigeria, and from central Asia to New Guinea. This is the classic definition of imperialism -- 'the policy and practice of seeking to dominate the economic and political affairs of weaker countries.'"
Richard C. Csaplar, Jr., Member of the Board of Trustees of Regent University; attorney with Day, Berry, and Howard of Boston, Massachusetts, where he specializes in financial law.

Islam Was Conceived in Violence
James Foard 9/10/2013
Short history lesson: The Copts (Ethnic Egyptian Christians) were the original Egyptians. Egypt had become a Christian country by the time of the Arab Muslim invasion of 639. After the invasion, the Copts were given three choices by their conquerers: Convert to Islam; become second class citizens obligated to pay a heavy tax called jizya; or die by the sword. Many chose death, others converted to save their wealth, and the remainder became dhimmis - second class citizens. The dhimmis are the surving Copts of today, the original Egyptian Christians who decided to keep their faith.
In Arabia, the birthplace of Islam, at the time of Mohammed's death, "The dying injunction of Mohammed was to drive every religion but Islam out of Arabia; and this seems to have been accomplished almost at once. All the Christian communities were swamped and extinguished and all the art and culture and the learning which flourished among them perished." The Arab Conquest of Egypt, By Alfred J. Butler, 1902, Oxford Clarendon Press, pg 147. Available online @ The Arab Conquest of Egypt.
By 632 all Christians had either been killed, forced to convert, or driven out of Arabia. (Op. cit., pgs 148-149) "The Christian religion and the Christian religious monuments were levelled by the first waves of that Muslim fanaticism which was originally directed against Jews and idolaters".
During his lifetime Muhammed killed all of the males in a Jewish vllage and took the woman captive; he had his men butcher at least three elderly persons: Umm Qirfa, Abu Afak and an unnamed man who refused to prostrate himself at the Kaaba; he ordered his men to torture people to death; he owned and traded African slaves and killed or expelled everyone in Mecca who did not agree with him. This has been the true history of Islam, and this type of genocide and barbarism is still going on in Africa and the middle east fourteen centuries after the death of the murderous founder of this bloody religion. For George W. Bush, Condoleezza Rice, Bill Clinton, Tony Blair, Barack Obama and other western world leaders of their ilk to proclaim Islam a religion of peace and to celebrate the Muslim holiday of Ramadan during a time of war against Islamic terrorism is nothing less than high treason against our heritage, our culture, and our civilization.
It is a betrayal to every ethical ideal of western civilization.

The Battle of Tours

In 732 in an Epic Battle, The Muslim Hordes Were
Turned Back From Conquering Europe

The Gates of Vienna

In 1683 Islam Was Once Again Defeated By Brave
Christian Warriors and Kept From Conquering the West


Muslims Have Killed Over 270 Million
Non-Muslims Since the Birth of Mohammed

Islam: The Religion of Genocide

By way of Comparison, Less Than 5,000
People Killed During 4 Centuries of
the Inquisition

The people killed during the Inquisition did not
number in the millions, or even
in the ten's of thousands


The Islamic Conquest of India
"The Islamic conquest of India is probably
the bloodiest story in history. "
Will Durant
(To view the movie in full screen, start video, then click on the lower right corner of screen. In Apple Safari, right click on screen, then choose "Pop out" on menu, go to the Pop out window and enlarge from upper right hand corner icon

Muslim Slave System in Medieval India
The Legacy of Muslim Rule in India
Jihad: The Islamic Doctrine of Permanent War
The Story of Islamic Imperialism In India
The Islamic Basis For The African Slave Trade;
From the Lips of a Noted Black Scholar

Four (4) centuries of Islamic tyranny
in Bosnia

Islamofacism During WWII

Muslim League Attack on Sikhs
and Hindus in the Punjab 1947

Muslim Terrorism in South East Asia

Are Judaism and Christianity
as Violent as Islam?

NOBLE KNIGHT
Defender of the Faith

THE REAL HISTORY OF
THE CRUSADES
The Crusades were a defensive war to save Christian Civilization. The middle east had been Christian for five centuries before Islam even existed.

Historical Timeline of Five Centuries of
Islamic Jihad Before the First Crusade



Winter of Slaughter:
Muslim Persecution of Christians;
One Month of Muslim Violence in 2014

Islamic Terror Attacks on Christians
(Since 9/11)
By way of contrast, eight people have
been killed in lone wolf abortion
clinic attacks since 1973

Place cursor over list, then
use mouse wheel to scroll
down list


Muslim Persecution of Christians:
A Centuries Old Phenomenon

Reuters Report: About 100 million Christians
persecuted around the world.


Oh No! Hate Crimes Against Muslims!
Phoney hate crime propaganda props up
the liberal newsmedia's lies about islamophobia

Hate Crime Statistics For Muslims
New FBI Hate Crime Stats:
Another Blow to Islamist Fictions


REMEMBER FORT HOOD
Victims of Fort Hood Islamic Terrorist Attack

On November 5, 2009, One Muslim Shouting "Allahu Akbar"
Killed More People In One Day At Fort Hood Than All
of the Victims in Abortion Clinic Attacks
in 40 Years
Since Roe vs Wade in 1973 (There were 8)

Victims of Fort Hood Jihad Massacre Sue U.S. Government
For Allowing Jihad Murderer Hasan to Rise Through Ranks


WOUNDED WARRIORS

They Gave Everything For Our Freedom;
Let's Give To Them What We Can
For What They Did For Us

How You Can HELP
Persecuted Christians

The Making of a Caliphate

UK Cops Conduct Manhunt for Man
Who Criticized Islam on Bus

The Liar In Chief

Obama Twists History, Slanders and Insults
Christians at National Prayer Breakfast!

Obama Claimed Islam is Peaceful and Christianity
Violent at Event Attended by Muslim Regime
that Killed Christians

Tom DeLay Responds to Obama's
Slander Of Christianity

Muslim Rape Gangs Enslaving Girls
Into Prostitution in England

Jesus and Muhammad: A Comparison Between the
Son of God and a psychopathic murderer

Cultural Fascism Has Arrived in America
Barronelle Stutzman, Victim of
the Fascist Thought Police


Grandmother Who Refused to Make Gay
Wedding Floral Arrangements Could Lose
House, Life Savings After Guilty Verdict
Florist, 70, Facing 'Ruin', Rejects
State's '30 Pieces of Silver'


The Barronelle Stutzman Story

Atlanta Fire Chief Fired For
His Christian Beliefs on Marriage



One Brave Judge Stands
For Righteousness


Coalition of African-American Pastors Gives Alabama Judge
Roy Moore "Letter from Birmingham Jail Courage Award"
For His Court's Order Halting Gay Marriages in the State

The Gay Gestapo
‘Mafia Tactics’ Force Oregon Bakery to Close

Christian bakery in Oregon facing hundreds of thousands
of dollars in fines for refusing to make a wedding
cake for a lesbian couple

More on story here

Obama Rules Force Christian Charities
To Offer Abortions to Refugees

VA Hospital Refuses to Accept Children's
'Merry Christmas' Cards

Texas VA Turns Down Christmas Cards
Made by Children For Vets

Deemed "Inappropriate" because of
Christian Message

Veterans Affairs Bans Christmas Cards to
Troops over Religious Content

THE DECLARATION OF
INDEPENDENCE II

MESSIAH
The Hope of the World

Ignore the Islamic Threat at Your Own Risk


DEFEAT JIHAD SUMMIT
Program Starts @ 28 Minutes
Speakers include Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, former U.S. Attorney General Michael Mukasey, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, U.S. Senator Ted Cruz, Representatives Steven King and Mike Pompeo, Dutch parliamentarian Geert Wilders, Danish free speech advocate Lars Hedegaard and Britain’s Lord Malcolm Pearson.


Obama Had A Summit Too

White House Summit on Violent Extremism Opens
With Muslim Prayer – No Other Faiths Represented

Muslim Extremists Attending Obama’s
‘Countering Extremism’ Summit

ANY EXCUSE
Obama Says Muslims Kill People
Because They Need Jobs!


Buddhists Beheaded by Muslims
Right! Muslims Need Jobs, or It's All About
The Crusades!
Then Why in The World Are
Muslims Slaughtering Buddhists?

Related: Western Elites Claim
That Buddhists Have "Islamophobia"

Woman of God Breaks Down Obama's Speech At
His "Countering Violent Extremism" Summit


Anita Fuentes Sums Up Obama's Speech at Summit


Rabid Muslim Male Mob Beat And Stone
Young Danish Woman And Her Dog In Denmark

Obama’s Crusade to Undermine
The History of the Crusades


TREASON

Nancy Pelosi Nominates Muslim With
Terrorist Ties
To House Intelligence Committee

ROGUE PRESIDENT

The Obama Administration's Plan To Defeat the
Root Causes of Boko Haram Terrorism in Africa



Army Chaplain Wrongly Punished for Offering Spiritual
Guidance, Bible Scriptures During Suicide Prevention
Session, Say 24 Members of Congress


The Southern Poverty Law Center-
A Threat To America's Freedom


OUTRAGEOUS! Obama’s State Department Orders Marines
To Destroy Their Weapons And Evacuate Yemen UNARMED!


Nigerian Archbishop: ‘No Dialogue
with People Who Kill in God’s Name’


Archbishop Ignatius Kaigama
What a refreshing contrast to the meandering, half-hearted swill that we hear from our leaders in the west, like Hillary Clinton, who said that we should empathize with the Muslims who are slaughtering women and children throughout Africa, the middle east and southeast Asia, or John Kerry, who said that defaming Islam is as Bad as Rape, and spewing such nonsense as the "Islamic State Is Neither A State Nor Islamic", or Pope Francis, who said, "the door is always open’ to dialogue with ISIS and other rampaging, murdering Muslims, and who claimed that "Islam is a religion of peace," (How come these world leaders who always feel compelled to proclaim that Islam is a religion of peace after every terrorist attack never mention any other religion? When was the last time you heard Kerry, or Obama, or Biden, or Pope Francis or Cameron rush forth to assure us that Buddhism is a religion of peace, or Hinduism, or Taoism? Well, that would be as obvious as someone pointing up at the sky and saying, "Look, the sky is blue!" When have you ever heard of a suicide bomber or terrorist "hijacking the peaceful religion" of Buddhism or Hinduism? When did you ever hear of a bunch of Baptist terrorists shooting up a shopping mall?) And of course the POTUS Obama, who lent verbal encouragement to the Islamists who later killed the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists when he said before the United Nations that "The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam".

Nigerian Bishop Dashe Doemi: Thousands Killed
For The Faith Of Jesus, Entire Regions
Now Devoid Of Christians

Brave Catholic Priest Says Islam is a Religion of Violence

Bishop E. W. Jackson responds to Obama's lies,
says that Obama just gave the terrorists
a "gigantic propaganda tool".


Dangerous Waters

A Sitting American President is Openly Calling
for U.S. Government to Condemn
Those Who Offend Muslims

January 27, 2015
Kobani Liberated: Kurds Take
Strategic City From ISIS

ISIS Update – First Half of January 2015

Evaluation of the American Campaign Against
ISIS and Its Chances of Success



Free Asia Bibi

THE STREET CHILDREN OF MANILA

9 January 2015
JEWS FLEE PARIS
THE NEW EXODUS
Netanyahu to French Jews:
Come to Israel


Arise, shine; for thy light is come, and the glory of the LORD is risen upon thee. For, behold, the darkness shall cover the earth, and gross darkness the people: but the LORD shall arise upon thee, and his glory shall be seen upon thee. And the Gentiles shall come to thy light, and kings to the brightness of thy rising. Lift up thine eyes round about, and see: all they gather themselves together, they come to thee: thy sons shall come from far, and thy daughters shall be nursed at thy side. Then thou shalt see, and flow together, and thine heart shall fear, and be enlarged; because the abundance of the sea shall be converted unto thee, the forces of the Gentiles shall come unto thee. The multitude of camels shall cover thee, the dromedaries of Midian and Ephah; all they from Sheba shall come: they shall bring gold and incense; and they shall shew forth the praises of the LORD. All the flocks of Kedar shall be gathered together unto thee, the rams of Nebaioth shall minister unto thee: they shall come up with acceptance on mine altar, and I will glorify the house of my glory. Who are these that fly as a cloud, and as the doves to their windows? Surely the isles shall wait for me, and the ships of Tarshish first, to bring thy sons from far, their silver and their gold with them, unto the name of the LORD thy God, and to the Holy One of Israel, because he hath glorified thee. And the sons of strangers shall build up thy walls, and their kings shall minister unto thee: for in my wrath I smote thee, but in my favour have I had mercy on thee. Therefore thy gates shall be open continually; they shall not be shut day nor night; that men may bring unto thee the forces of the Gentiles, and that their kings may be brought. For the nation and kingdom that will not serve thee shall perish; yea, those nations shall be utterly wasted.
The glory of Lebanon shall come unto thee, the fir tree, the pine tree, and the box together, to beautify the place of my sanctuary; and I will make the place of my feet glorious. The sons also of them that afflicted thee shall come bending unto thee; and all they that despised thee shall bow themselves down at the soles of thy feet; and they shall call thee, The city of the LORD, The Zion of the Holy One of Israel. Whereas thou hast been forsaken and hated, so that no man went through thee, I will make thee an eternal excellency, a joy of many generations. Thou shalt also suck the milk of the Gentiles, and shalt suck the breast of kings: and thou shalt know that I the LORD am thy Saviour and thy Redeemer, the mighty One of Jacob. For brass I will bring gold, and for iron I will bring silver, and for wood brass, and for stones iron: I will also make thy officers peace, and thine exactors righteousness. Violence shall no more be heard in thy land, wasting nor destruction within thy borders; but thou shalt call thy walls Salvation, and thy gates Praise. The sun shall be no more thy light by day; neither for brightness shall the moon give light unto thee: but the LORD shall be unto thee an everlasting light, and thy God thy glory. Thy sun shall no more go down; neither shall thy moon withdraw itself: for the LORD shall be thine everlasting light, and the days of thy mourning shall be ended. Thy people also shall be all righteous: they shall inherit the land for ever, the branch of my planting, the work of my hands, that I may be glorified . A little one shall become a thousand, and a small one a strong nation: I the LORD will hasten it in his time.
From the book of the Prophet Isaiah, Chapter 60

The Miracle of Israel

Now, Israel, what does the Lord your God require from you, but to fear the Lord your God, to walk in all His ways and love Him, and to serve the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul, and to keep the Lord’s commandments and His statutes which I am commanding you today for your good?
Deuteronomy 10:12-13

Migrant Workers in Israel sleep in cramped makeshift sleeping quarters in chicken sheds, work up to 17 hours a day, seven days a week, carrying out hard labor for below the minimum wage.
You shall neither vex a stranger, nor oppress him: for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt. Exodus 22:21
Also you shall not oppress a stranger: for you know the heart of a stranger, seeing you were strangers in the land of Egypt. Exodus 23:9
The LORD abhors dishonest scales, but an accurate weight is his delight. Proverbs 11:1

Israel, do not do as the heathen do, for the Lord has brought you into a good land, as He swore unto your fathers to do.
God bless Israel, God bless Jerusalem; Let us keep His Commandments and live, and be a light to the Nations.
The ear that hears the reproof of life
abides among the wise. Proverbs 15:31


The UNSPEAKABLE HELL of
North Korea Concentration Camps


I'm Opposed to Abortion . . .
Except in the Case of Rape or Incest?

January 23, 2015 | 11:37 AM EST
200,000 March for Life in Washington. D.C.
ABC, NBC, CNN, MSNBC Ignore it.
CBS gives it 15 seconds.

The Sanctity of Human Life

Silence Of the Shepherds

Cat is overcome with emotion when she
sees her dog buddy after being apart
for 10 days

Hero Dog Saves Mom
and Ten Puppies

Friendship
They met in the wilds of the Amazon jungle, trekked for three hundred miles through wilderness together, and forged a bond that couldn't be broken.


George Washington Carver:
Scientist and Man of God


Cancer: The Forbidden Cures

Three Modern Myths: The Diet / Cholesterol
Myth; The Global Warming Myth And
The Evolution Myth

The "Cholesterol Is Bad For You" Myth

Low Salt Diet Doesn't Reduce Heart disease

Starving Cancer: Ketogenic Diet
a Key to Recovery

Eggs Are Good For You!

Low Salt Intake Can Kill You

1,000-Year-Old Onion and Garlic Eye Remedy Kills MRSA

Democratic Party Full of "Useful Idiots"
Ripe For Marxist Picking

You Can Thank the Democratic Party
For the KKK, Jim Crow and Segregation Laws

PBS Produces Propaganda Film Glorifying
Mass Murderer and Pedophile Muhammad

Christianophobia

January 20, 2015
Obama's Message To France:
JE NE SUIS PAS CHARLIE
-I Am Not Charlie-

Barely two weeks after snubbing the Paris march for the slain French Charlie Hebdo cartoonists and Jewish delicatessan workers murdered by Muslims, President Obama said in his State of the Union Address "we continue to reject offensive stereotypes of Muslims"!

Obama's Foreign Policy
(ISIS loves this man)


Image from Zum Artikel – Webdesign aus Duisburg
Imagine there's no jihad
It's easy if you try
No Christian Persecution
It's all a big fat lie

Imagine all the Muslims
Living peaceful lives

Imagine there's no Israel
It isn't hard to do
No need to get excited
If a Muslim kills a Jew

Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you will join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no America
I wonder if you can
No more southern border
Just a brotherhood of man

Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you will join us
And the world will live as one
(Under Shariah law)


Muslim Mobs Burn Down Churches, Pastors' Homes
in Niger for Charlie Hebdo's Prophet Muhammad
Cartoons; 10 People Dead in Protests

300 Armed Muslims Attack Christian Boys' School
in Pakistan in Retaliation to Charlie Hebdo's
Prophet Muhammad Drawings

Muslim protests claimed the lives of 10
people and destroyed more than 70
Christian churches in the desert
nation's two largest cities

Obama speaks out about Christian Persecution
Obama says nothing.

The irony of this is the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists
were not Christians, and mocked Christianity
as much as they did Islam.

5 People Battle for Custody of Children Whose Christian
Parents Were Burned Alive by Muslim Mob
in Pakistan

The Clown President
I mean, this guy is hilarious! Did you see
him on Jimmy Kimmel the other night?

Let it Be Written Down in the Record of History For Future Generations, That While Islamic Jihadists Were Rampaging Across the Middle East and Africa, Slaughtering, Torturing and Enslaving Hundreds of Thousands of Innocents, This is What The "Leader of the Free World" Was Doing. Question: Could you have seen Franklin Delanor Roosevelt doing a stunt like this during World War II?

The Final Scream
Eeeeyaaahaaaah!

Artwork from Mad Magazine
Famous Idiot and Onetime Democratic Front-Runner
For President, Howard Dean says,

"I stopped calling these people Muslim
terrorists. They’re about as
Muslim as I am."

And their about as sane
as he is too.


Howard Dean: Paris attackers
not ‘Muslim terrorists’

Islam a Religion of Peace?
If Islam is a Religion of Peace, as George Bush, Condoleeza Rice, Bill Clinton, Tony Blair, David Cameron, John Kerry and Barack Obama have so magnanimously informed us, then Charles Manson should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN JESUS’S KINGDOM
AND MUHAMMAD’S CALIPHATE

Arabic Christian Song - Jesus is my joy

Beautiful Arabic Christian music video
Salpi Keleshian- Lord you are beautiful


Beautiful Arabic Worship Song

January 28, 2015 12:58 PM
Michelle Obama Snubbed
by Saudi Leaders


Picture from Freaking News

Great Art From The 17th Century
Muhammed Trampled by Angels

Mattheus van Beveren's Statue Depicting The
Ultimate Triumph of Christianity Over Islam

Hallelujah! Baruch Hashem Adonai!
This wooden sculpture in the Church of Our Dear Lady in Dendermonde, Belgium depicts Muhammed on the ground, clutching the Koran, being trampled on by angels. As first reported at The Brussels Journal, “The sculpture represents the triumph of Christianity over Islam.”
It was carved by the 17th-century sculptor Mattheus van Beveren.
Complete View of Angels Kicking
The Holy Tar Out Of Muhammed

(Angels do neat stuff like that)
One picture is worth a thousand words. I don't think these angels want to have any kind of "interfaith dialogue" with Muhammed.

And here is even more great artwork!
Muhammed Tortured in Hell

From fresco in San Petronio Basilica.

Imam in Uganda Beats Daughter to Death for Converting
to Christianity, now seeks to kill her traumatized
12-year-old Christian sister


Muhammed Really Liked Little Boys


Fear of Islam is Rational

A warning to America and Israel from an ex-Muslim

BOKO HARAM MASSACRE

Islamic Militia Slaughters
Thousands In Nigeria

Just Another Ho Hum Day atThe White House as Muslim
Genocide of Thousands Of Christians Goes On in Nigeria

Nigeria massacre deadliest in history of
Boko Haram, says Amnesty International

Boko Haram 'killed woman in labor' during attack


The Religion of Peace
Violence in Iraq Kills At Least
1,375 in January, 2015

2014 Was Deadliest Year for Terror Attacks
In 45 Year History of Compiling Data

13,000 terror attacks were carried out
in 2014, killing 31,000 people

Meanwhile, here is Barack Obama's
Pathetic, Weak-kneed Response
To Islamic Terrorism


Our Fearless Leader Sending
A Woman Out To Do A Man's Job

Update on Kidnapped Nigerian Schoolgirls:
U.S. Government Gives Up On Rescue
of Abducted Chibok Girls – Report

185 Churches Torched and Over 190,000 Christians
Displaced by Boko Haram in Nigeria

Obama Speaks Out About
Plight of Persecuted Christians

Obama Says Nothing
"To recoil before an enemy, or to keep silence when from all sides such clamors are raised against truth, is the part of a man either devoid of character or who entertains doubt as to the truth of what he professes to believe. In both cases such mode of behaving is base and insulting to God, and both are incompatible with the salvation of mankind." Pope Leo XIII, Sapientiae Christianae.

THE GREAT EMANCIPATOR

Obama Welcomes Illegal Immigrants, Opens the
Door
to 9,000 Syrian Muslim Refugees, But
Shuts the Door on Christians Seeking Asylum

THE BEAST OF ISLAM
A More Accurate Understanding of
Muhammad According to the Bible
Read more here

THE FALL OF FRANCE
Real Reason Obama Absent in Paris:
His Prophet Was 'Slandered'



The Solution To The
MUSLIM CRISIS

7:35 PM ET, Sat January 10, 2015
CNN: Terror Cells Activated In France
SPECIAL REPORT:
THE PARIS JIHAD HAS BEGUN

Muslims Riot in France in 2014
The liberals, the atheists, the God haters, the prevaricating politicians, the academics and media have finally gotten their wish. In eviscerating France of her Judeo-Christian heritage, in championing the non-scientific heresy of evolution over the Bible, in welcoming hordes of Muslims into their country who do not share our values under the guise of "tolerance" and multiculteralism, they have literally destroyed their country. There is no turning back. The patient is terminal, the cancer has grown too large to manage (if you had a human body with nearly 10% of it cancer, the prognosis would be terminal), the cancer of Islam was always malignant, right from the beginning, but the liberals and academics and naive politicians and media turned a blind eye to that, deceiving the public, until it was too late. The France that Charles Martel so bravely fought for over a thousand years ago when he saved Europe from Islam in 732 at the Battle of Tours, is no more. Those who hate God and His Son and His word have gotten their wish. Society, culture and religion hate a vacuum. Islam has rushed in to fill that void. God help us. God help America. The Jihad has reached our own shores.

UK spy chief says West faces
mass casualty attacks


Geert Wilders, A Voice In The Wilderness


A Warning to the West

1/7/2015
JIHAD IN FRANCE
Charlie Hebdo Massacre
News media is doing everything to assure us that Muslims
shouting "Allahu Akbar" while murdering Jews and
slaughtering those who mock Muhammad
has nothing to do with Islam!
Unfortunately, the traitorous, leftist, dhimmi newsmedia has censored the Charlie Hebdo cartoons, thus running cover for Islam, and is already, on the very day of the attacks, airing phoney "Islamophobia" segments on some supposed backlash against "peaceful" Muslims, as if it's the poor Muslims who are suffering, not the 12 people slaughtered by Islamic jihadists, and talking about being "sensitive" to religious extremists, and not inciting racial hatred (thus allowing someone with a gun to determine the limits of free speech), and is not mentioning "Islam" at all, but is saying "religious extremists" carried out the attacks, thus to further distance Islam from any involvement in the attacks, and is running a puff piece on an Afghanistan amusement park. How nice.
So three hooligans were out on
the town and shot up a deli.
Why make such a fuss?


Rodney Pike @ Deviant Art, 1/17/2013
Obama labels four Jews murdered by
Islamic terrorists “a bunch of folks in
a deli in Paris
” who were “randomly”
shot by terrorists.


Western Media and Politicians
Submit to Jihadists

Western Leaders Betray Our Trust

Beheading in Ashland Oregon

America Babylon

LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM? Housing for 15
Alternative Sexualities Is OK, but
Men-Only Fraternities Are Not,
Wesleyan University Says


Florida High School Has Students Design ‘Prayer Rug’
and Recite First Pillar of Islam As Homework Assignment

Father Outraged When School Forces
Son To Recite Islamic Prayer

5-year-olds taught to celebrate 'queer pride'

Chris Ruddy of Newsmax Loses His Rudder

Reuters Columnist John Lloyd said that
Stephane Charbonnier's criticism
of Islam was stupid

If Mr. Lloyd had lived in Vichy France, he would
no doubt have spoken fluent German and
dined on the very best sauerbraten

DESPICABLE:
MSNBC Equates Paris ‘Charlie Hebdo’ Massacre of 12 people in cold blood to Jerry Falwell's anti-defamation lawsuit against Hustler. I’m rarely surprised by the depths of yellow journalism that the left can sink to, but this is a new low.

STOLEN GLORY?

Cartoon from Daily News

Hillarious Tweets on Brian Williams "Misremembering"
Twitter tweets EXPLODE Part 1
Twitter tweets EXPLODE Part 2
Twitter tweets EXPLODE Part 3
Williams' "apology" leaves something
to be desired.

Brian Williams: "I was at the Brandenburg
Gate the night the walls came down."

NBC Finds New Anchorman to Fill In
During Brian William's Leave of Absence


Artwork from Mr. Sable @ Flickr

More Tall Tales From Brian Williams;
This Time It's Hurricane Katrina
“My week, two weeks there was not helped by the fact that I accidentally ingested some of the floodwater. I became very sick with dysentery, our hotel was overrun with gangs, I was rescued in the stairwell of a five-star hotel in New Orleans by a young police officer. We are friends to this day. And uh, it just was uh, I look back at total agony.” “I saw fear, I saw death, I saw depravity, I saw firearms being brandished, I saw looting,” “When you look out of your hotel window in the French Quarter and watch a man float by face down . . ." “We had to have men with guns behind me one night because I was the only source of light downtown, was the lights that were illuminating the broadcast,” Williams said. “We were told not to drink our bottled water in front of people because we could get killed for it.”
THE FACTS
Lie #1: Dysentery: A spokeswoman from the Louisiana Department of Health and Hospitals said dysentery is not one of the reportable diseases the agency tracks but that contaminated water sources are possible “transmission points” for dysentery. (Dr. Lutz), “I saw a lot of people with cuts and bruises and such, but I don’t recall a single, solitary case of gastroenteritis during Katrina or in the whole month afterward,” Lutz said. As for Williams saying he accidentally drank floodwaters, Lutz added, “I don’t know anybody that’s tried that to see, but my dogs drank it, and they didn’t have any problems.”
Lie #2: The Violence: Four weeks after the storm, The Times-Picayune published an article noting that many of the most shocking stories that had been reported by media outlets across the world — reports of widespread violence and babies being killed, raped or trampled — had no apparent basis in fact.
READ Some Other Tall Tales Brian Williams Might Want to Apologize For

Hillary Clinton’s ‘WMD’ moment:
U.S. intelligence saw false narrative in Libya


Translation: Her lies and meddling as Secretary of State
destroyed a nation and turned it into a breeding ground for terrorists





And then you know what happened???!!

Hillary Clinton's War Stories
And more . . .

2014: The Year of the
Christian Genocide

UN: Islamic State Selling,
Crucifying, Burying Children Alive

TRAITOR

On September 25, 2012, Barack Obama told the world at
the United Nations that "The future must not belong
to those who slander the prophet of Islam."


October 16, 2014, Asia Bibi, a Christian mother, sentenced
to death
in Pakistan for slandering the prophet of Islam.


March 27, 2014, Sawan Masih, Christian father, sentenced
to death
in Pakistan for slandering the prophet of Islam.

More Good News From
"The Religion of Peace"
A pair of suicide bombers blew themselves up outside the 130-year-old Anglican church in Pakistan after Sunday mass, killing at least 78 people while Pakistani Muslim Beats Christian Mother With Bat After She Prevented Man From Abducting, Raping Daughter

Archaeological Find of the Century
Rare Ancient Video Unearthed of The Prophet
Muhammad Singing to His Wives in Mecca
To all my muslim friends! Good news! In an astounding archaeological find, Professor Heinreich Von Himmelfarben has unearthed a rare 7th century video of "The Prophet" Muhammad, the founder of Islam, singing one of his favorite songs. This spectacular discovery is not meant to mock Muhammad or Islam, the "religion of peace" in any way. My sincere hope is that all faithful muslims will take pride in knowing that after many centuries, we FINALLY KNOW WHAT "THE PROPHET" LOOKED LIKE.

WARNING!
Muhammad Joke Directly Below!
Muhammad cartoons have been known to produce psychotic side effects in muslims. If you are a muslim who believes in Islam, the "religion of peace", it is strongly recommended that you do not scroll down and read the following piece of satire. Jokes about "The Prophet" have caused members of the muslim religion to act irrationally, go on looting and shooting sprees, bomb buildings and blow up cars.
Once again, for the sake of the safety of any non-muslims in the immediate area, if you are a member of the "peaceful religion", you are strongly urged not to read down any further on the page at this point, or else use the PgDn button on your keyboard to quickly scroll past this intentionally non-diverse humorous sketch about "the Book".
The following material is rated C.R.O. (Civilized Readers Only}


THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH
AND MILLARD FILLMORE IS HIS MESSENGER!

A recent archaeological discovery has brought to light a heretofore unknown fact of history that will undoubtedly shake the religious landscape in the middle east for centuries to come. According to pioneering archaeologist Heinz Hoffenstaffen, Millard Fillmore, yes, you read it correctly, Millard Fillmore, the 13th President of the United States, was the genuine author of the Koran, and he used the pen-name "Muhammad" to bolster sales of "the Book" in Arab countries in what was originally intended to have been a three part fantasy epic set in the mythical middle eastern kingdom of Kundhapooh. Because of contract disputes, the two remaining volumes, "Return of the Jihaddee" and "The Prophet Strikes Back" were never finished, but the scripts were eventually sold to an aspiring American film producer in Modesto, along with the script for an unrelated project, "Arabian Graffiti".
Well . . . Millard Fillmore, of course, didn't write that crazy collection of phony suras, but it might just as well have been Goofy or Elmer Fudd or Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum who wrote the Koran, and it is about as reliable as "The Jedi's Guide to Self Defence" for spiritual guidance and salvation. The Koran is not the Word of God and Muhammad, the murderer, rapist, bandit and liar (I hope I didn't forget anything) was no more a prophet than Popeye the sailor.

THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE:
There is no God but Yahweh, the God of Israel the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob. God has a Son, and His name is Jesus, the Messiah, Son of God and Son of man, born of the Holy Spirit and the virgin Mary. He lived a sinless life, died, was buried, rose again, ascended to the right hand of God the Father where all power is given unto Him in heaven and on earth, and He will return again in power and glory to judge the living and the dead, and His kingdom will have no end.


Obama and Biden Discuss Foreign Policy

Go Kurds!

Kurds Boot ISIS Fighters From
Christian Villages,Kill Senior
Commander; US and Its
Allies Supply Weapons

Kurds Issue Dramatic Call to Arms
as Fresh ISIS Massacre Looms

October 16, 2014
Brave Kurds Retake Large
Parts of Kobani


October 10 2014
Jihadists Seize Kurdish HQ
in Syria's Kobani,
Massacre Feared

Source: Secret Deal Could Doom
160,000 Kurds to ISIS

America Needs A
HERO

Jordan Matson, Fighting ISIS

Jordan Matson @ Facebook
The Lions of Rojava

And From The Other Side Of The Pond,
Brave Brit
Canadian soldier who is son of conservative MP posts videos online after joining Kurdish fighters in bloody battle against ISIS in Iraq

American Surfer Gives Up
Paradise To Fight ISIS


Dean Parker, surfing instructor from Costa Rica,
joins the Kurds in Syria to fight ISIS.

General Patton's Prayer

Family on the frontline: The father and
teenage daughter battling the ISIS
onslaught together in Kobane


'They Even Cut the Throats of the Babies':
Yazidi Survivors Share How They
Lost Their Families to ISIS


Vicar of Baghdad: Four Iraqi Christian
Kids Beheaded After Refusing to Convert
to Islam, Telling ISIS Militants 'No,
We Love Jesus'

Thursday, December 18, 2014 - 11:48
ISIS Beheads 150 Women,
Some Of Them Pregnant

Hillary Clinton Says We Should
Empathize With The Muslim Terrorists


Hillary Clinton: Sympathy For The Devil


Hijab Hillary Out On The Town

August 7, 2014 - 10:19 AM
ISIS is ‘Systematically Beheading Children'
in 'Christian Genocide'


HELP IRAQI CHRISTIAN REFUGEES


Georgia Department of Public Health
Outlaws Christianity

Stanford University’s New Dean for
Religious Life is an LGBT activist and a lesbian

Scientists Grow Kidneys of
Aborted Babies in Animals

Pregnant Riverside County Woman Refuses
Cancer Treatment to Save Newborn

Episcopal Church to host Planned Parenthood
Abortion ‘Celebration’
.
Nationwide, events include "Chili for Choice" potluck in Witchita; Planned Parenthood of Greater Orlando plans to host Rock n’ Roe 2015, and “celebrate” child killing with, “local bands and incredible speakers”; Taco & Beer Celebration of Roe v. Wade is being organized by Planned Parenthood Advocates of Montana. The event posted to their Facebook page says Planned Parenthood will have some “giveaways” and suggests abortion advocates, “Designate a driver, have 3 beers, and eat a taco or two.”

Islam Taught In Public Schools
on North Carolina



MILITARY CORRUPTION; CIA, SWISS BANKS FUND ISIS,
Hillary Clinton, Eric Holder Corruption Scandal

Do We All Believe in the Same God?

President Obama Celebrates Fake Kwanza
Holiday Invented by Con Man, Rapist and Torturer



Watch] ISIS Marks Girls in Most
Disturbing Way for Sale as Sex Slaves




Imam Joe Biden to Ayaan-Hirsi-Ali:
“Let Me Tell You One Or Two
Things About Islam…”

Here is one month of Muslim
mayhem in 2014

Warning: Graphic Images of Murdered
Christian Girl in Libya

Dalai Lama: Unfair to
associate terrorism with Islam


Image by JBosco @
http://no-miedo.blogspot.ie/2010/05/le-caricature-di-jbosco.html

MOVE OVER CASTRO: LEADER OF TIBETAN
BUDDHISM CLAIMS TO BE A DISCIPLE
OF KARL MARX, FOUNDER OF
ATHEISTIC COMMUNISM

COMMUNISM KILLED MORE THAN 100 MILLION
PEOPLE
 IN THE TWENTIETH CENTURY ALONE,
AND THE DEATH TOLL IS STILL MOUNTING
DALAI LAMA ALIGNS HIMSELF WITH
POL POT, BRUTAL DICTATOR OF
"THE KILLING FIELDS"
"Incarnate Buddha" reveals he has the
spiritual insight of a thin crust pizza

http://victimsofcommunism.org/


NEW BOOK SHAKES UP LEGEND
OF HINDU "HOLY MAN"


HOLY COW!
MAHATMA GANDHI!

RACIST SELF PROMOTER, BISEXUAL,
POLITICAL INCOMPETENT, ACCORDING
TO PULITZER PRIZE WINNING BIOGRAPHER


Now, let me get this straight; you voted for Obama
because of his economic recovery package?

The Economy’s Worst 8-Year Run in 62 Years


God in Ancient China

God in Ancient China Part II
Disclaimer: This is an excellent teaching, however I do not endorse any of Kong Hee's other extra-Biblical doctrines. Kong Hee is currently being tried in a $40 million embezzlement scheme. Like Solomon, who wrote part of the Bible and yet later fell into grievous sin, so God was able to use this man to bring forth some good teaching.

Why the "Left Behind" Pretribulation Rapture
Theory is Deceptive and Dangerous

Al Sharpton's Legacy of Death
Muhammad said even a black man can
go to heaven if he kills an infidel

Old Massa Muhammad in the Cold, Cold Ground

Muslims Take One Year Old Christian Infant
And His Mother And Butcher Both
Of Them Horrifically





James Foard
Email: roguevalleyblues@yahoo.com
541-324-4600
Introduction to The Darwin Papers
  1. THE UNTOLD STORY
    OF CHARLES DARWIN


  2. EDWARD BLYTH AND
    NATURAL SELECTION


  3. A BRIEF HISTORY OF
    EVOLUTIONARY THOUGHT


  4. DARWIN'S ORIGIN OF SPECIES

  5. THE FOSSIL RECORD

  6. FOSSIL EVIDENCE FROM TALK ORIGINS
    (With Special Acknowledgement to
    Kathleen Hunt and Richard Carrier)


  7. DINOSAURS AND
    THE FLOOD OF NOAH


  8. CELL BIOLOGY--Under Construction

  9. APE TO MAN: Part I
    APE TO MAN: Part II

  10. THE ASCENT OF MAN

  11. ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS

  12. DARWIN AT NUREMBERG

  13. DARWIN AT NUREMBERG II

  14. DARWIN AT NUREMBERG III

  15. A CHRISTIAN VISION FOR MANKIND

Summation


Appendix
  1. THE FORGOTTEN HOLOCAUST;
    DARWIN'S FIRST GENOCIDE;
    "SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST" IN INDIA
  2. Taking Darwin out of Context
  3. The Best Selling Fantasy Story of all Time
    Without a lick of scientific proof for evolution -
    not one valid example, not one genuine transitional
    fossil - throughout the entire book)
  4. Creationist Scientists
  5. Inherit the Wind: The Real Story
    Behind the Scopes "Monkey Trial"
  6. The Errant Skeptic Dissects
    Douglas Futuyma's Cosmology
  7. Edward Larson, Sacred Cows and other Shibboleths
    -A Review of "Evolution:The Remarkable History of
    a Scientific Theory"
  8. The Blind, Deaf and Dumb Watchmaker,
    Mark Isaak and the Bombardier Beetle:

    Isaak's 15 Step Demonstration of
    The Evolution of the Bombardier Beetle is
    By Far and Away the Very Best Evidence
    You will ever Find For Proof of Darwin's
    Theory of Evolution by Natural Selection.
    I highly recommend this to any hard-boiled
    Skeptics of his theory.
    (For a creationist viewpoint of the
    Bombardier Beetle, click here , then after
    reading both sides, creationist and evolutionist,
    ask yourself honestly, which one really makes
    more sense and is really more scientific?)
  9. Part I Could Evolution Ever Have
    Produced the First Living Cell?

    Part II Could Evolution Ever Have
    Produced the First Living Cell?
  10. The Most Important Thing
    in the Whole World
  11. List of Christian Charities
  12. List of Evolution and Darwin Charities
  13. Darwin's Horrific Vision of a Master Race
  14. Evolutionary Fairy Tales from
    the University of California Berkeley
  15. Ida: Darwinius Masillae David
    Attenborough's New " Missing Link"
    and
    A Star is Born: Alas, Sweet Ardi,
    We knew him well
  16. On Health
  17. Altruism in the Natural World: Contradiction to Darwin's
    Brutal "law" of survival of the fittest God's love triumphs
  18. The Monkey Trial
  19. Let's teach students the truth about evolution
  20. The Dalai Lama on Evolution
    He did manage to get one thing right.
  21. The Latest in Creation Science
  22. Programming of Life
  23. Dinosaur Soft Tissue is Found
  24. The Fossil Record
  25. The Life of Ernst Haeckel
  26. Haekel's Embryos I
  27. Haekel's Embryos II
  28. Haekel's Embryos III
  29. Haekel's Embryos IV
  30. Gill Slits in Embryos and Other Fantasies
  31. Ernst Haeckel: 'An Embryonic Liar'
  32. The Best Laid Plans of Moths and Men
  33. The Best Laid Plans of Moths and Men II
  34. Goodbye Peppered Moth
  35. Scientific Racism The Eugenics of Social Darwinism
  36. EVOLUTION: THE GRAND EXPERIMENT

Evolution News Links




Second Muhammad Joke!
THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH,
AND POPEYE IS HIS MESSENGER


Ahoy there me mateys!
"Eat yer Spinach if'n Ye
Wants ta Have 72 Voigins!"
More recent archaeological discoveries have revealed the startling fact that Millard Fillmore was not the author of the Koran after all, but the real author of the Koran was Popeye the sailor! Yes, Popeye the sailor, the original tough guy with his can of spinach, wrote the Koran while under the influence of psychedelic mushrooms during a "spirit quest" in central America. After being convicted on a concealed weapons charge (a battleship mortar on his biceps), drug smuggling (it wasn't spinach after all in those cans-stick that in yer pipe and smoke it), and a "hate crime" (assault and battery on a cartoon character), Popeye left the cartoon industry to embark on a central American "road trip" in a multi-colored VW van to get in touch with his inner toon. While traveling through the ruins of an ancient Aztec city, he became initiated into a Honduran Indian tribe's mystery religion, and wrote the Koran while communing with their jaguar-god.
Well . . . not really. But it might just as well have been Popeye, or Olive Oil, or Whimpy who wrote that crazy collection of phony suras, and Muhammad, the scam artist and madman was no more a prophet of God than Major Hoople.

JESUS IS LORD

Popeye Fights Muslim Terrorists!