Recent archaeological discoveries have brought to light the startling fact that Millard Fillmore, yes the 13th President of the United States, was actually the real author of the Koran, and he used the pen-name "Muhammad" to bolster sales of "the Book" in Arab countries in what was originally intended to have been a three part fantasy epic set in the mythical middle eastern kingdom of Kundhapooh. Because of contract disputes, the two remaining volumes, "Return of the Jihaddee" and "The Prophet Strikes Back" were never finished, but the scripts were eventually sold to an aspiring American film producer in Modesto, along with the script for an unrelated project, "Arabian Graffiti".
Well . . . Millard Fillmore, of course, didn't write that crazy collection of phony suras, but it might just as well have been Goofy or Elmer Fudd or Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum who wrote the Koran, and it is about as reliable as "The Jedi's Guide to Self Defence" for spiritual guidance and salvation. The Koran is not the Word of God and Muhammad, the murderer, rapist, bandit and liar (I hope I didn't forget anything) was no more a prophet than
Popeye the sailor.

THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE:

There is no God but Yahweh, the God of Israel the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob. God has a Son, and His name is Jesus, the Messiah, Son of God and Son of man, born of the Holy Spirit and the virgin Mary. He lived a sinless life, died, was buried, rose again, ascended to the right hand of God the Father where all power is given unto Him in heaven and on earth, and He will return again in power and glory to judge the living and the dead, and His kingdom will have no end. (Am I being intolerant, politically incorrect, showing a lack of diversity in my viewpoint? Am I offending members of what George - the idiot - Bush called "the peaceful religion"? Well hallelujah, it's ABOUT TIME someone spoke it like it is!)